Ahhh...the lovely sounds of the ghetto...

[palsgraf_polka]

Just now, outside my window, across the street, comes the lovely voice of a woman:

"YOU WHITE BITCH! YOU OPEN THIS DOOR BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO'ASS! CALL THE FUCKING POLICE BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO' ASS! YOU WHITE BITCH! I'M GONNA BEAT YO' ASS! CALL THE POLICE! BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO' WHITE ASS!"

This goes on for about 90 seconds then ceases. I assume the white bitch let her in to get her ass beaten, as no one walked away from the house in question.

Comments

[vyrdolak.livejournal.com]

So you're not the only white bitch in the 'hood? That's comforting.

My neighborhood isn't that much better, I had the police helo flying around for an hour earlier.

[palsgraf-polka.livejournal.com]

About a month ago the po-po's whirlygig was circling around my apartment for about 5 minutes - I look out my window when i see a flash of light, and out on my driveway (my window faces the driveway) was the spotlight from the helicopter, trained on my Prius! It stayed there for a good couple of minutes! And all I could think of was, "Motherfucker, if you're hiding there, don't you dare scratch up my car!" But apparently the police's prey was not there because in a minute the light trained somewhere else. Needless to say, I sat the rest of the evening with my gun on my desk in front of me.