palsgraf_polka

I was just now outside talking to the little old Vietnamese lady who lives next door. While she's talking, she nonchalantly ripped a huge fart and never skipped a beat. For some reason that made me deliriously happy.

Just now, outside my window, across the street, comes the lovely voice of a woman:

"YOU WHITE BITCH! YOU OPEN THIS DOOR BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO'ASS! CALL THE FUCKING POLICE BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO' ASS! YOU WHITE BITCH! I'M GONNA BEAT YO' ASS! CALL THE POLICE! BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO' WHITE ASS!"

This goes on for about 90 seconds then ceases. I assume the white bitch let her in to get her ass beaten, as no one walked away from the house in question.