Ahhh...the lovely sounds of the ghetto...

[palsgraf_polka]

Just now, outside my window, across the street, comes the lovely voice of a woman:

"YOU WHITE BITCH! YOU OPEN THIS DOOR BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO'ASS! CALL THE FUCKING POLICE BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO' ASS! YOU WHITE BITCH! I'M GONNA BEAT YO' ASS! CALL THE POLICE! BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO' WHITE ASS!"

This goes on for about 90 seconds then ceases. I assume the white bitch let her in to get her ass beaten, as no one walked away from the house in question.

Comments

[jblaque.livejournal.com]

Minor shades of Kitty Genovese. Did you or your neighbors call the cops?

[palsgraf-polka.livejournal.com]

Nah - it wasn't that kind of incident. Think more Jerry Springer than poor Kitty. We get Springer-esque altercations on patios and sidewalks at least weekly. Welcome to da'hood.

[ygrii-blop.livejournal.com]

I walked past a scene like that once, only it took place at a trailer (go figger) and the woman was calling the woman inside a "fat bitch," not a white bitch. Otherwise, the rest of the incident was just about exactly the same.

[vyrdolak.livejournal.com]

I've seen them tossing empty 40 bottles and chairs at their ho's when I lived in Mount Vernon.

[ygrii-blop.livejournal.com]

They're everywhere, aren't they? They're going to inherit the earth.

[vyrdolak.livejournal.com]

So you're not the only white bitch in the 'hood? That's comforting.

My neighborhood isn't that much better, I had the police helo flying around for an hour earlier.

[palsgraf-polka.livejournal.com]

About a month ago the po-po's whirlygig was circling around my apartment for about 5 minutes - I look out my window when i see a flash of light, and out on my driveway (my window faces the driveway) was the spotlight from the helicopter, trained on my Prius! It stayed there for a good couple of minutes! And all I could think of was, "Motherfucker, if you're hiding there, don't you dare scratch up my car!" But apparently the police's prey was not there because in a minute the light trained somewhere else. Needless to say, I sat the rest of the evening with my gun on my desk in front of me.

[supervenusfreak.livejournal.com]

I had about 45 minutes of "Bitch is gonna give me my cell phone!" screaming out in the street the other night. I sympathize.

[ethereal-dusk.livejournal.com]

Wow, I must live in some wonderful world or something... I call the po-po at the first sign of crap... I really do. And that is like rarely never. The last time I called the po-po was back in like 1998... maybe I am better off than I thought. Wow, I would never tolerate two drop-outs yelling at one another out on the street, or any other place. Guess I live in some special place. Maybe I should live here forever.