Shitting

[palsgraf_polka]

Today I saw:

1) A cow in a pasture shitting on my way to work. There was fog so we were going very slowly, and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing the steam both A) coming off the poo pile on the ground, and B) actually coming out of the cow's ass.

2) This very very old Golden Retriever taking a dump on the lawn of the church across the street. Every morning, this middle aged man walks this dog, and I think it's bordering on cruel. The dog is so old and can barely hobble around, yet every morning he has to walk with his master. Who knows. Maybe the dog begs to go out and still enjoys it. I just hate seeing it.

3) On the 101 freeway, about 20 miles on my way home from the office, I saw a hitchhiker leave his spot on the side of the road, go about 2 feet into the high grass, drop trou and start to crap. Lovely.

So, I had a shit filled day.

Comments

[palsgraf-polka.livejournal.com]

Thank you Lorri, that makes me feel better.

[wobblerlorri.livejournal.com]

You know, he might not know that there are things he can give his dog to help with the stiffness. We give Magic (the elderly Lab lady) a buffered aspirin rolled up in a slice of American cheese twice a day. It really helps her. You could arrange to be strolling along at walkies time, and suggest it, since you notice Ol' Roy seems to be a bit stiff this morning...

If it weren't for Magic's Cheese Balls I don't think she'd be able to move some days.

[mojave-wolf.livejournal.com]

ITA w/what she said.