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Today I saw:
1) A cow in a pasture shitting on my way to work. There was fog so we were going very slowly, and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing the steam both A) coming off the poo pile on the ground, and B) actually coming out of the cow's ass.
2) This very very old Golden Retriever taking a dump on the lawn of the church across the street. Every morning, this middle aged man walks this dog, and I think it's bordering on cruel. The dog is so old and can barely hobble around, yet every morning he has to walk with his master. Who knows. Maybe the dog begs to go out and still enjoys it. I just hate seeing it.
3) On the 101 freeway, about 20 miles on my way home from the office, I saw a hitchhiker leave his spot on the side of the road, go about 2 feet into the high grass, drop trou and start to crap. Lovely.
So, I had a shit filled day.
1) A cow in a pasture shitting on my way to work. There was fog so we were going very slowly, and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing the steam both A) coming off the poo pile on the ground, and B) actually coming out of the cow's ass.
2) This very very old Golden Retriever taking a dump on the lawn of the church across the street. Every morning, this middle aged man walks this dog, and I think it's bordering on cruel. The dog is so old and can barely hobble around, yet every morning he has to walk with his master. Who knows. Maybe the dog begs to go out and still enjoys it. I just hate seeing it.
3) On the 101 freeway, about 20 miles on my way home from the office, I saw a hitchhiker leave his spot on the side of the road, go about 2 feet into the high grass, drop trou and start to crap. Lovely.
So, I had a shit filled day.
