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The Technical Term Is "Cellmates"
Man #1: You can fuck any part of the body if you have a sharp object close by.
Man #2: Just shut up and give me a beer.
Man #1: Seriously. Wouldn't it be great if you were fucking someone's ribs, and just as you came you punctured their lung, and with their last dying breath, it shot out their nose?
Man #2: Why are we friends?

Biddeford, Maine
via Overheard Everywhere, Feb 14, 2008

Date: 2008-02-18 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iron-chef-gein.livejournal.com
Sounds like something I overhear on surreality Tuesdays. Now if only this buzzing in my head would stop.

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