I'm a sucker for marketing...
Jul. 8th, 2007 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
palsgraf_polkaSo today I'm driving the 3 hour ride home from my parents' house, and I get thirsty and also have to pee. So I pull over to this humongous gas station and go into the Stop N Rob shop and use the bathroom (very clean, I was happy to find) and got a Diet Coke and found I wanted something to munch on. So I went over to the chips and found:
I see these Doritos. I'm thinking "What the hell is this?" so I grab the package, read the front, and wonder what kind of weird flavor this is. I read the ingredient list, and nothing on it stands out as weird. So I decide to buy it so I can go online later and vote for the flavor.
I get in the car, get on the road, and open the chips. I sniff the bag's contents, and while it was a bit odd, not necessarily unpleasant. So I took a chip and crunched down.
OH MY GOD IT WAS SO NASTY! First I tasted pickles. Then some sort of mayonnaise. Then mustard. Then tomato. Then Beef! Oh my god it tastes like a McDonald's Cheeseburger! I thought I was going to vomit. It was so disgusting. I immediately closed the bag and put it on the floor of the car, drank about half my Diet Coke and then found some cinnamon gum to take the flavor out of my mouth. Then when I got home I took the picture above. As I'm typing this, the bag has slowly opened, and just now the stench hit me again. I think this puts Ginny's Dill Pickle chips to shame.
Anyway hyenas, I don't recommend these Doritos. I think I need some White Truck Pinot Grigio to drown out my memories of this afternoon.
I see these Doritos. I'm thinking "What the hell is this?" so I grab the package, read the front, and wonder what kind of weird flavor this is. I read the ingredient list, and nothing on it stands out as weird. So I decide to buy it so I can go online later and vote for the flavor.
I get in the car, get on the road, and open the chips. I sniff the bag's contents, and while it was a bit odd, not necessarily unpleasant. So I took a chip and crunched down.
OH MY GOD IT WAS SO NASTY! First I tasted pickles. Then some sort of mayonnaise. Then mustard. Then tomato. Then Beef! Oh my god it tastes like a McDonald's Cheeseburger! I thought I was going to vomit. It was so disgusting. I immediately closed the bag and put it on the floor of the car, drank about half my Diet Coke and then found some cinnamon gum to take the flavor out of my mouth. Then when I got home I took the picture above. As I'm typing this, the bag has slowly opened, and just now the stench hit me again. I think this puts Ginny's Dill Pickle chips to shame.
Anyway hyenas, I don't recommend these Doritos. I think I need some White Truck Pinot Grigio to drown out my memories of this afternoon.
