This is stupidly absurd.

I was reading this article:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090926/ap_on_re_us/us_census_worker_hanged

on the census worker and here is a passage:

"A part-time census worker found hanging in a rural Kentucky cemetery was naked, gagged and had his hands and feet bound with duct tape, said an Ohio man who discovered the body two weeks ago.

The word "fed" was written in felt-tip pen on 51-year-old Bill Sparkman's chest, but authorities have released very few other details in the case, such as whether they think it was an accident, suicide or homicide."

Accident? Really? One can accidentally get naked, gagged, duct taped, hanged and have "Fed" written on your chest?

Uh...ok.