palsgraf_polka: (LOL Golden Girls)
2010-01-08 08:43 pm
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  • Current Location: 93436
  • Current Music: some show on the apocalypse on History
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Fabulousness on a grand scale.

I was just now outside talking to the little old Vietnamese lady who lives next door. While she's talking, she nonchalantly ripped a huge fart and never skipped a beat. For some reason that made me deliriously happy.
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palsgraf_polka: (Default)
2007-07-28 09:13 pm
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Reason #438 why I'm glad I'm moving...

These last two hours the neighbors have been gracing me with the sounds of really bad singers singing electronically amplified karaoke - in Spanish. The sounds reverberate throughout the streets and make me feel like getting my gun and shooting the next person who sings.
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palsgraf_polka: (Fizzgig)
2007-07-15 04:26 pm
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Ahhh...the lovely sounds of the ghetto...

Just now, outside my window, across the street, comes the lovely voice of a woman:

"YOU WHITE BITCH! YOU OPEN THIS DOOR BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO'ASS! CALL THE FUCKING POLICE BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO' ASS! YOU WHITE BITCH! I'M GONNA BEAT YO' ASS! CALL THE POLICE! BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT YO' WHITE ASS!"

This goes on for about 90 seconds then ceases. I assume the white bitch let her in to get her ass beaten, as no one walked away from the house in question.
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