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palsgraf_polka ([personal profile] palsgraf_polka) wrote2010-07-15 10:04 am
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Going to the fair!

I don't think I've been to a county fair in at least 2 decades. But Mom, Dad and I are going to the Santa Barbara County Fair in Santa Maria on Saturday to see The Beach Boys! It will be an interesting experience to say the least. I'll bring my camera and take all sorts of weird pictures. I'm looking forward to this I want to eat deep fried things that shouldn't be deep fried. And see cows and shit.

[identity profile] bebo-65.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If you see cows, I guarantee you'll see shit.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE fairs. Have fun, eat bad food, take pictures of cows and shit. And shitting cows.

sMOOch!

[identity profile] palsgraf-polka.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I will try to get a shitting cow picture just for you.

[identity profile] iron-chef-gein.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
If the deep-fried Snickers stand is anywhere within close proximity of the cows, avoid it like the plague.

[identity profile] wobblerlorri.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Silly man, cows don't make shit logs that could be fried. They make flat discs of basically diarrhea, thanks to their 4-chambered stomachs and highly efficient digestive systems.

Now, I'd worry if the funnel cake stand was next to the cow barn... especially if the funnel cakes are not the standard golden batter color...

[identity profile] janeygrrrl.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Just make sure that if you have a deep friend oreo, that it is FRESH! I had my first at the state fair last year and I was sooooo sick from the oreos that had been sitting too long. Cold grease reaaaaalllly isn't good.

[identity profile] toohipanna.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
eat lots of funnel cake for me...ride the ferris wheel and..well were there are cows there is shit. step carefully.
TAKE PICTURES!

[identity profile] palsgraf-polka.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I totally want some funnel cake.

I don't think I'm going to ride any rides. I don't like carnival rides - they're totally unsafe and they all have fake insurance.

[identity profile] wobblerlorri.livejournal.com 2010-07-15 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Take pictures of any Appaloosas you see, but ONLY the ones with actual spots!! No solid colored Appaloosas, please!!

And remember to eat cotton candy, fresh, nummy cotton candy!

[identity profile] palsgraf-polka.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Lorri, I know absolutely nothing about horses. I will try, but I can't tell an Appaloosa from a Roan.

[identity profile] emt420.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't been to a real 4H type of fair in decades. My sister-in-law's family (the ones who raise llamas and stuff) go to them all the time. Her sister's kids compete with steers and hogs.

[identity profile] toohipanna.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
i grew up in texas. we raised hogs and steers and showed our horses. did some of the riding competitions....awwww memories...lol

[identity profile] palsgraf-polka.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I live in a very agricultural area. I can't wait to see what animals will be there.