palsgraf_polka: (Jean Reno says the Internet Is Srs Bzns)
2009-05-21 10:06 pm
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palsgraf_polka: (Chairman)
2009-05-03 08:40 am
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Fortune cookie says...

I got Chinese food delivery last night, and I had leftovers for breakfast this morning. My fortune this morning says:

It is better to have beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.

I don't know about you all, but is there something bad about beans and bacon? Because I'm not seeing it.
palsgraf_polka: (Watts)
2009-03-13 11:01 am
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Awwww....

Squeezy wet pussy ball died this morning. I am quite sad.

palsgraf_polka: (Default)
2007-05-13 12:55 pm
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Amusing Walk Around Town...

I know - I can't stop posting today.

So I just went on a 1.5 mile walk (28 minutes - good for me!) that completely kicked my ass (I seriously need to not let 3 weeks go between a long walk again), but on the way there was some amusement.

1) I'm walking along, and all of a sudden this big-assed red redneck truck comes screeching around the corner at full speed, and then squeals the tires as he barrels down the street, with a big redneck guy behind the wheel. Now, you would expect Black Sabbath, even Lynard Skynard (play Freebird!) to be blaring out of his speakers. No, it was...(wait for it)...Borderline by Madonna. Seriously folks, I about died laughing.

2) The other oddity was this:

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I live in a very strange town.
palsgraf_polka: (Default)
2007-05-02 02:52 pm
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From the "Too Stupid to Live" category...

"Man dies of thirst during survival test"

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