It's in the job description for cats. Along with being obnoxious at 6 am so that I'll open the bedroom door, scuffling papers if they're being ignored, refusing the eat the exact same food they ate yesterday with relish, wiping their butts on the carpet because they're too damn lazy to wash after a poop, not covering same poop, which could bring tears to the eyes of a skunk, and all the myriad reasons we love them in spite of.
Oh, and printing out so many test pages by parking their butts or their feet on the mysterious button that prints test pages (which I've never been able to figure out) that half of everything I print out is on a recycled test page. I have to shuffle through the paper in the printer to make sure it's all virgin paper before I print something important...
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Oh, and printing out so many test pages by parking their butts or their feet on the mysterious button that prints test pages (which I've never been able to figure out) that half of everything I print out is on a recycled test page. I have to shuffle through the paper in the printer to make sure it's all virgin paper before I print something important...
Cats. They Keep Life Interesting.