Open Letter to El Pollo Loco

[palsgraf_polka]

Stick to chicken. Your steak sucks ass.

Comments

[rattleback.livejournal.com]

Let me guess: the meat is well-done, and it's the kind of meat that deserves to be?

At least, that's how it works at the pollo joints around these parts.

[iron-chef-gein.livejournal.com]

Now there's a concept for a future story-- attack of the ass-sucking steaks. "It was the damn-dest thing, officer ... I was just walking through the butcher's shop minding my own business, when suddenly this t-bone jumped off the shelf, squeezed up my pants leg and, well, sort of started rimming me."