palsgraf_polka: (Middle Finger)
palsgraf_polka ([personal profile] palsgraf_polka) wrote2010-03-12 12:15 pm
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Open Letter to El Pollo Loco

Stick to chicken. Your steak sucks ass.

[identity profile] iron-chef-gein.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Now there's a concept for a future story-- attack of the ass-sucking steaks. "It was the damn-dest thing, officer ... I was just walking through the butcher's shop minding my own business, when suddenly this t-bone jumped off the shelf, squeezed up my pants leg and, well, sort of started rimming me."