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palsgraf_polka ([personal profile] palsgraf_polka) wrote2009-08-13 06:06 am
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Ode to Theodore (while pooping)

I was sitting on the can taking a crap just now, and Theo came in to join me for moral support, and I composed a poem in his honor while sitting:

Theodore, oh Theodore,
My tuna of fat,
My favorite cat.
You are so sweet,
With your little white feet,
Begging for just one more pat.