Ode to Theodore (while pooping)

[palsgraf_polka]

I was sitting on the can taking a crap just now, and Theo came in to join me for moral support, and I composed a poem in his honor while sitting:

Theodore, oh Theodore,
My tuna of fat,
My favorite cat.
You are so sweet,
With your little white feet,
Begging for just one more pat.

Comments

[wobblerlorri.livejournal.com]

I compose poetry for the cats too. As well as songs. They all have a song just for them.

Jack's new song is

Two pink toes
Two black toes
One black pad.
Two pink toes
Two black toes
One black pad.

One front foot has two black toes on the outside of her paw, two pink toes on the inside, and the sole pad is black. Hence the song.

Maggie's song is

Mackerel snax
Mackerel snax
Mackerel, snackerel
Packerel cat!

I'll stop there before anyone dies from teh cute or teh nausea...

[waystar.livejournal.com]

Cats are the best people!

[ms-daisy-cutter.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I don't make up poems about my cat, but I do sing silly songs to her. "Mama loves the Liza, yes she does, yes she does, yes she does." And other things. I'm convinced that one of the best reasons to have pets is that you can talk to yourself and pretend you're not.