Writer's Block: Life of the Party

[palsgraf_polka]

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I can do this cool thing with my lazy eye to make it move back and forth. It always impresses, especially since people hardly ever see my lazy eye, as I trained it through a series of exercises when I was a child, so they're shocked.

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[emt420.livejournal.com]

I can roll up a plastic fork inside one of those blow-out party noisemakers and harpoon a balloon with it.

[wobblerlorri.livejournal.com]

I can flap my nostrils.

[iron-chef-gein.livejournal.com]

I can pull the hostess's spleen out of her left nostril, but usually brings the party to a crashing halt.