If you're not familiar with overheardinnewyork.com

You really should check the site out. They have a sister site now called Overheard Everywhere and this one just cracked my shit up:

Don't Worry, Sweetie, You'll Love the Gym Membership
Wife eating cheeseburger: I know what my New Year's resolution is going to be...
Distracted husband: To lose weight?
Wife: What? No! Why would you say that?! Do you think I'm getting fat?
Husband: Oh! No, no, no -- you're not fat. You're perfect! I love you so much just the way you are.
Wife: Whatever. I better be getting a good fucking Christmas present, and you definitely won't be seeing me naked for a very long time.

Wendy's
New Hartford, New York
via Overheard Everywhere, Jan 16, 2008

Trashy Treat!

My mother busted out the deep fryer today to make homemade potato chips for our snacks. Well, I couldn't resist having this opportunity, so I made Deep Fried Coke.

It was so good!