Maybe in Illinois single guys drive minivans, but in California, minivans are a rarity and a single man wouldn't be caught dead in one.

But who knows - even if he was flirting with me, he was *so* not my type. He would spend 5 minutes talking to me and just think I was the weirdest thing on the planet. He didn't strike me as a real brain trust, you know? I can barely bring myself to fuck someone stupid, let alone date them. I have to have my mate be at least near as smart as I am, if not smarter than I am.