I never see big movies right when they come out, because of a lot of the things you mentioned: Too many dorks and dingbats.

This is the first review I've read of Watchmen. I take it you did read the graphic novel? There was some controversy about giant exploding squid not being included.

Chubbies is great name for a dive. Chicken beast!

What the H-E-double toothpicks is knee mail?