My mother is so funny...

So she forwards me an Overheard in New York Quote:

"I just love this--it reminds me of you in kindergarten on Halloween, in costume, when the teacher had you all march around the room several times. I was helping out that day. You yelled out "this is so boring!" You were absolutely right.

Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie. Glad you're feeling a little better.

Mom"

Whatever, Mister "I Believe in Santa"

Stylist: Do you like your haircut, buddy?
Little boy: [Silence.]
Stylist: Do you know who would like your haircut? SpongeBob.
Little boy: ... I'm not stupid.